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It may not look appetizing to YOU, but a tablespoon of peanut butter and a packet of stevia is TOTALLY LEGAL for the first phase of south beach. Best. Dessert. Ever.

It may not look appetizing to YOU, but a tablespoon of peanut butter and a packet of stevia is TOTALLY LEGAL for the first phase of south beach. Best. Dessert. Ever.

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Eating sugar free lemon lime jello is like eating a mist of lemon lime flavor sprayed past your lips in the wind from a windex bottle.

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It’s no big deal that I just ate three spoons of natural peanut butter…right? With Splenda?

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A delicious and delightful salad with a vanilla coke zero….BECAUSE I HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO YOU BASTARDS.

A delicious and delightful salad with a vanilla coke zero….BECAUSE I HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO YOU BASTARDS.

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I will now attempt to keep a record of my experiences on the South Beach Diet. Consider yourself warned.