Cozy as a cucumber!
I Have a Dog
boop
Linus is a Lover #2
Linus is a Lover #1
It may not look appetizing to YOU, but a tablespoon of peanut butter and a packet of stevia is TOTALLY LEGAL for the first phase of south beach. Best. Dessert. Ever.
Eating sugar free lemon lime jello is like eating a mist of lemon lime flavor sprayed past your lips in the wind from a windex bottle.
It’s no big deal that I just ate three spoons of natural peanut butter…right? With Splenda?
A delicious and delightful salad with a vanilla coke zero….BECAUSE I HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO YOU BASTARDS.
Not as exciting as I originally imagined.
I will now attempt to keep a record of my experiences on the South Beach Diet. Consider yourself warned.
When given the opportunity, there is no shame in unabashed relaxation. No shame whatsoever.
